Saturday, December 24, 2005

Freak in Bed test.........I got a 64

I got this in my email from a former roommate in Iraq.....thought I'd share for laughs

GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IF FROM (1-13)AND NO CHEATING!
SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST!WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR.....

1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?(A)A LIGHT COLOR(B)THEY CHANGE COLORS(C)A DARK COLOR

2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... (A)SEDUCE THEM (B)JUST CHILL (C)CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE THEM

3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?(A)RAINY(B)THUNDERSTORM(C)SUNNY(D)CLOUDY

4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?(A)STRAWBERRYS(B)CHERRYS(C)GRAPES(D)PEACHES(E)KIWI!

5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS....(A)NIGHT(B)DAY

6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?(A)FALL(B)SUMMER(C)SPRING(D)WINTER

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE...(A)ASTRO VAN(B)ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING(C)PARK(D)ON A AIR PLANE(E)PARENTS ROOM(F)ALL OF THE ABOVE

10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?(A)SPRINT/NEXTEL(C)VERIZON(D)T-MOBILE/CINGULAR(E)PAY PHONE(F)CRICKET(G)SUNCOM(H)BOOST11.PICK A ANIMAL(A)LION(B)LIZARD(C)SNAKE(D)MONKEY

12.PICK A TOPPING(A)CHOCLATE SYRUP(B)HONEY(C)WHIP CREAM(D)NUTS

13.WHICH WAY?1. UP2.DOWN3.SIDEWAYS

NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUSTWANNA SMACK=========

***ANSWERS****
1.A.LIGHT COLOR (4)POINTSB.CHANGE COLORS (5)POINTSC.DARK (4)POINTS

2.A.SEDUCE THEM (5) POINTSB.JUST CHILL (2)POINTSC.SEDUCE THEN CHILL (4) POINTS

3.A.RAIN (3) POINTSB.THUNDERSTORM (5) POINTSC.SUNNY (3) POINTSD.CLOUDY (2) POINTS

4.A.STRAWBERRYS (5) POINTSB.CHERRYS(4) POINTSC.GRAPES (3) POINTSD.PEACHES (4) POINTSE.KIWI (5) POINTS

5.NIGHT OR DAY?DAY (3)POINTSNIGHT (5) POINTS

6.A.FALL (3) POINTSB.SUMMMER (4) POINTSC.SPRING (2) POINTSD.WINTER (5)POINTS

7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBORED?HEADBORD (5)NO HEADBORED (2)

8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?LEO-5VIRGO-5SCORPIO-5LIBRA-3GEMINI-4ARIES-3CAPRICORN-3CANCER-4PISCES-5AQUARIUS-4TAURUS-5SAGITARIUS-4

9.A.ASRTO VAN (3) POINTSB.ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING (4) POINTSC.PARK (2) POINTSD.AIR PLANE (5 POINTS)E.PARENTS ROOM (5 POINTS)F.ALL OF THE ABOVE (10 POINTS)

10.A.SPRINT/CINGULAR (5)B.VERIZON (4)C.T-MOB./NEXTEL (3)D.PAYPHONE(1 LMAO!)C.CRICKET (2)E.SUNCOM(3)F.BOOT MOB. (4)

11.A.LION (5)B.LIZARD (3)C.SNAKE (4)D.MONKEY (3)12.A. CHOCLATE SYRUP(3)B. HONEY (2)C. WHIP CREAM (5)D. NUTS (3)

13.1.UP(2)2.DOWN(3)3.SIDEWAYS(5)NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES)

SCORES!!!!!
25-34= PRIESTS DAUGHTER. MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRIAGE.
35-49= PRETTY FREAKY BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME.
50-70=TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALLME!!!! NO ! SERIOUSLY STARTDIALING!

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